| Height | 194cm |
| Storage space | 4.9TiB |
| Packages | 1783 |
| Desktop environment | KDE Plasma |
| CDs owned | 14 |
| Consoles modded | 1 |
| Computers upgraded | 2 |
| Computers downgraded | 1 |
| Websites | 2 |
| Talent | [Integer overflow error] |
| Bitches | 0 |
| Species | Bathynomus Giganteus |
| Pronouns | any |
| Gender | I lost it in the accident |
| 3.5mm headphone jack | yes |
| Audio channels | mono |
| Font family | mono |
| Sodium glutamate | 7.1 surround |
| Drop rates | 1-3 bags of Doritos - 80% Wired earbuds - 10% Random Linux install media - 1% |
| Efficiency rating | 80+ Gold |
| Home address | 12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″ |
| Time playing Space Engineers | 587 hours |
| Page views | 337 |
| blood | inside (we think) |
| Number I'm thinking of | 51317 |