| Height | 194cm |
| Storage space | 4.9TiB |
| Packages | 1700 |
| Desktop environment | XFCE |
| Layout | ANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad |
| Switches | Keychron K Pro Brown |
| Firmware | QMK |
| RGB | Yes |
| CDs owned | 120 |
| Consoles modded | 1 |
| Computers upgraded | 2 |
| Computers downgraded | 1 |
| Domains owned | 5 |
| Talent | [Integer overflow error] |
| Bitches | 0 |
| Species | Bathynomus Giganteus |
| Pronouns | she/it/they |
| Gender | 502 Bad Gateway |
| 3.5mm headphone jack | yes |
| Audio channels | mono |
| Font family | mono |
| Sodium glutamate | 7.1 surround |
| Drop rates | 1-3 bags of Doritos - 80% Wired earbuds - 10% Random Linux install media - 1% |
| Efficiency rating | 80+ Gold |
| Home address | 12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″ |
| Time playing Space Engineers | 734 hours |
| Page views | 2824 |
| bogos | binted |
| Number I'm thinking of | 65233 |
| Personality | ESTP |