#quotes

vivian, rogue of GAY

i love it when I can feel my hat THROB ON MY HEAD

vivian, rogue of GAY

put the Piss stone down you know what that does to your

nudibranch ඞ

I am such a loser when it comes to women

JoyTheBoi ඞ

Only true rizz masters get rewarded with Egg

nudibranch ඞ

You would be a little pony?

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I can neither confirm nor deny this

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I don't wanna have my pussy out
it's there in spirit

nudibranch ඞ

Do I have a dick or a pussy in spirit

nudibranch ඞ

Babygirl you need ketamine

hatchgoon ඞ

he shits with that thing have some respect

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I think Gabriel should have boob armor

first man of the universe ඞ

You're interesting

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

i have a copy of Karkalicious on my computer

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I love you so much too we should go out or something

nudibranch ඞ

i hope you have wonderful sloppy toppy

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

hell? i could bring you there if you want
that sounded so threatening, i meant on like a date or something

nudibranch ඞ

I think it's okay if cooking pasta ends up in murder

nudibranch ඞ

teehee :3 SITS ON YOUR BALLS

vivian, rogue of GAY

i AM the vinegar in a can of spaghetti-os that was cleaned out for the sole purpose of drinking vinegar

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I don't have bones

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

You can get some from the bone trees

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Hey do you still have blood?

first man of the universe ඞ

me when im just not built different

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

yoinks your blood

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

The sixth element is... kiki

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Extrudes your taxes

nudibranch ඞ

Anime girl Will moment

vivian, rogue of GAY

just in time for the himbo findification!

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I wish someone would put me down
Wait a minute

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

why are you rotated you whore

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

brb

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

yooo

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Do you want to watch the movie? The pussy?

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

why does my salmon look like a vagina

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

you could say I handle a lot of cocks

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

obviously im not gonna handle a bunch of raw chickens and then touch my cock

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I don't think cocks get killed for their meat

nudibranch ඞ

and the girls have like car shaped heads

nudibranch ඞ

I'm trying to find a cool way to say nonbinary peoples' tits

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Luigi tits

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

If I have my wings out all the time what does that mean
like a dick?

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

You want to be the person that eats horses like grapes?

nudibranch ඞ

Some people pass down books and jewelry, my family passes down autism

nudibranch ඞ

theres a panda walking through me

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I'm more like an osprey but like Tumblrized

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Listen I may be a furry but at least I'm not a weeb

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

do u wanna try to guess? 😳

first man of the universe ඞ

is it... BIG?
AND THROBBING?

first man of the universe ඞ

Chicken is one of the most fucking boring shit you can wear

nudibranch ඞ

Why don't Canadians eat the snow to get rid of it

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Well you see... there's a ladder that goes through the window

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I heard mothsex.gif

portalsandart ඞ

Yeah bare naked ladies fuck HARD

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I hope I'm not just the gay person in your computer to you but the gay isopod in your computer

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

oh
bestie i have bad news for u
your parents might be having sex :(

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I'm literally an isopod my fursona is just a human and I'm wearing a fursuit 100% of the time

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I said something to the effect of we should skip february except for valentines day
the rest you got right
nearly typed fruary

nudibranch ඞ

Furry

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

NO

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

fury behavior

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

FURY INDEED IM FUCKING MAD

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

amongus babies and their adopted dads

Tomato ඞ

I have 6 partners

hatchgoon ඞ

6 am or pm?

nudibranch ඞ

Men season themselves in the wind

vivian, rogue of GAY

i would love to be vored by a cow as well

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I'm eely

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

yeehee

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Im crunde

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

beainxella

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I cannot begin to describe the aerospace applications of a material with the properties that your beetle has given my pants

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

you can make space worthy pants with human technology we've done it before

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

COCK RING KEN

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Yoo no more gay!

nudibranch ඞ

She hates gay people and LOVES bald people

nudibranch ඞ

i dont want to buy the fucked up heterosexual bird

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

you think Baldi is a dilf?

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

sure?

vivian, rogue of GAY

like i could fuck a freezer
i couldn't fuck a freezer
too cold

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

MY computer is attractive, alright. yours is not.

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

your computer is a milf

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

bowser was always hot. coward

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

oh is your jaw equiped?

first man of the universe ඞ

I AM YOUR CHEESEBURGER

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

gimmie a sex
*SEC
*SEC
*SEC
*SEC
A SECOND
OH MY GOD

nudibranch ඞ

I think it's incredibly feminine to crawl around in storm drains

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I can't tell where participating in the bit where I'm a furry ends and actually insisting I'm not a furry begins

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

what fucking cyberpunk world are you living in where panties have HUDs

vivian, rogue of GAY

I want a panic attack now

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

you're gonna be so tasty in two weeks

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

nobody's going to be able to decipher our language because they'll do it right and translate phrases like "i think dio's tits should switch places" and assume they did it wrong and keep trying

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Sasuke shoved his hands into Naruto's pants and grinned when the blond whimpered from his touch. "Already, Naruto?" he asked.
Wrong chat
How yall doin

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I'm not in denail I'm a furry

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

mold is a fursuit for bread

nudibranch ඞ

when someone eats moldy food does that mean they're voring a furry?

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

yes

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

can you believe sag their pirt is four years old? (it is from 2018)

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

wait isn't it 5?
we're in 2022
did you count 2020
wait
i may be stupid.

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I'm not FRENCH I'm a FURRY

vivian, rogue of GAY

Maybe the real cum pepsi is the friends we made along the way

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Ibuprofwn kind of slut.

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I wish my cock was a fidget spinner

vivian, rogue of GAY

It's castration time!

vivian, rogue of GAY

I girlbossed a little to close to the comfy and fell asleep

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

that milk is the sequel to expired

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Tony the tiger is HOT.

first man of the universe ඞ

Never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary, never ask a medieval man what his letters to his best friend said

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Dio would have been hotter with crocs

first man of the universe ඞ

Im just trying to picture like,, donald trump shitting

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

who would you have picked to win the tumblr sexy man award
the fucking onceler?

Tomato ඞ

...
how'd you know?

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I wanna see the bloopers of Stephen Merchant moaning into the mic

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

come on, look at him. Sans is literally so sexy

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

there are many ways to consume weed: you can smoke it out of a doob, you can smoke it out of a bong, you can smoke it out of a brownie- ...wait

nudibranch ඞ

I think you'll be a fan of gangster balls soon bestie

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

there i removed my vagina

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

For you, the person who wants to be naked in a ball, that is very bad for you

nudibranch ඞ

If I had to rate it, I'd rate it fucking gay

nudibranch ඞ

you're only playing Scout correctly if you've had gay sex

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

*Caroline voice* Pee your pants, Mr. Johnson.

first man of the universe ඞ

i feel like im reading it with my eyes

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

i think there should be a datapack that lets you right click people with a bucket
and milk them

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

bebito house reveel
bebito hous reveel when the bebito has.
hous reveaal
hous reval bebito REAL NO CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

its like having a stroke WHILE having an aneurism

nudibranch ඞ

ideal

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Joe Biden can get his ass blasted in a nonfurry way

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

bruh (respectfully)

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

this isn't a furby this is walter white cum jar

vivian, rogue of GAY

can I have the walter white cum jar please 👉👈🥺

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

i'd rather not explode today, Thanks

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

got some hair :)

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Walter White is a DILF, Celian.

first man of the universe ඞ

if there was porn i wouldnt leave

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

haunting you with the looming threat of horse

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Walter White sex jumpscare

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

Evangelion spoilers walter white and saul goodman kiss

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I think they should stop commissioning criminal intelligence and start commissioning furries

first man of the universe ඞ

YOOO THAT'S MY GIIIIIIRL!!!! MY GIRL SNAPE MY GIRL!!!!

vivian, rogue of GAY

I feel like DeviantArt right now, 2014 edition.

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

I want a transparent penis

nudibranch ඞ

The buzzing sound of the penis won't go away

Tomato ඞ

vivi I really think you should stop shitting on reddit

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

I don't agree because I disagree with you

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

Imagine touching [audio loss] me

Tomato ඞ

theres something homoerotic about cars

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

im in spain without the sain

nudibranch ඞ

REMEMBER TO MAKE BACKUP COPIES IF YOU INTEND TO EDIT THIS PENIS!!

vivian, rogue of GAY

god is actually surprisingly submissive and breedable

president of the universe (2%) ඞ

don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus

Tomato ඞ

Bestie you've been given 2 full folders of skins
You can be any type of white you want to

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

im gonna pause the video so i can listen to the flavors better

vivian, rogue of GAY

we stan the boner knife in this house

vivian, rogue of GAY

god said it's my turn on the being a milf

nudibranch ඞ

"Big Boy" will be milked for his venom at the Australian Reptile Park

nudibranch ඞ

i think you should get some weed and drink it

first man of the universe ඞ

imagine having a digestive system couldnt be me

nudibranch ඞ

Hot

nudibranch ඞ

damn, guess i gotta send you some autism in the mail

nudibranch ඞ

I just diagnosed you with bottom disorder

nudibranch ඞ

Girls are always whole ass wet from the roof

cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀

This is an amazing day for humanity, and by humanity, I mean my titties