highlights from the #quotes channel in the discord chat
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I heard mothsex.gif
portalsandart ඞ
Yeah bare naked ladies fuck HARD
president of the universe ඞ
I hope I'm not just the gay person in your computer to you but the gay isopod in your computer
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oh bestie i have bad news for u your parents might be having sex :(
president of the universe ඞ
I'm literally an isopod my fursona is just a human and I'm wearing a fursuit 100% of the time
president of the universe ඞ
I said something to the effect of we should skip february except for valentines day the rest you got right nearly typed fruary
nudibranch ඞ
Furry
president of the universe ඞ
NO
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fury behavior
president of the universe ඞ
FURY INDEED IM FUCKING MAD
president of the universe ඞ
amongus babies and their adopted dads
Tomato ඞ
I have 6 partners
hatchgoon ඞ
6 am or pm?
nudibranch ඞ
Men season themselves in the wind
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
i would love to be vored by a cow as well
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I'm eely
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yeehee
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Im crunde
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beainxella
president of the universe ඞ
I cannot begin to describe the aerospace applications of a material with the properties that your beetle has given my pants
president of the universe ඞ
you can make space worthy pants with human technology we've done it before
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COCK RING KEN
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Yoo no more gay!
nudibranch ඞ
She hates gay people and LOVES bald people
nudibranch ඞ
i dont want to buy the fucked up heterosexual bird
president of the universe ඞ
you think Baldi is a dilf?
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sure?
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
like i could fuck a freezer i couldn't fuck a freezer too cold
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president of the universe ඞ
MY computer is attractive, alright. yours is not.
president of the universe ඞ
your computer is a milf
president of the universe ඞ
bowser was always hot. coward
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oh is your jaw equiped?
first man of the universe ඞ
I AM YOUR CHEESEBURGER
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gimmie a sex *SEC *SEC *SEC *SEC A SECOND OH MY GOD
nudibranch ඞ
I think it's incredibly feminine to crawl around in storm drains
president of the universe ඞ
I can't tell where participating in the bit where I'm a furry ends and actually insisting I'm not a furry begins
president of the universe ඞ
what fucking cyberpunk world are you living in where panties have HUDs
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
I want a panic attack now
president of the universe ඞ
you're gonna be so tasty in two weeks
president of the universe ඞ
nobody's going to be able to decipher our language because they'll do it right and translate phrases like "i think dio's tits should switch places" and assume they did it wrong and keep trying
president of the universe ඞ
Sasuke shoved his hands into Naruto's pants and grinned when the blond whimpered from his touch. "Already, Naruto?" he asked. Wrong chat How yall doin
president of the universe ඞ
I'm not in denail I'm a furry
president of the universe ඞ
mold is a fursuit for bread
nudibranch ඞ
when someone eats moldy food does that mean they're voring a furry?
president of the universe ඞ
yes
president of the universe ඞ
can you believe sag their pirt is four years old? (it is from 2018)
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wait isn't it 5? we're in 2022 did you count 2020 wait i may be stupid.
president of the universe ඞ
I'm not FRENCH I'm a FURRY
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
Maybe the real cum pepsi is the friends we made along the way
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Ibuprofwn kind of slut.
president of the universe ඞ
I wish my cock was a fidget spinner
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
It's castration time!
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
I girlbossed a little to close to the comfy and fell asleep
president of the universe ඞ
that milk is the sequel to expired
president of the universe ඞ
Tony the tiger is HOT.
first man of the universe ඞ
Never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary, never ask a medieval man what his letters to his best friend said
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Dio would have been hotter with crocs
first man of the universe ඞ
Im just trying to picture like,, donald trump shitting
president of the universe ඞ
who would you have picked to win the tumblr sexy man award the fucking onceler?
Tomato ඞ
... how'd you know?
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I wanna see the bloopers of Stephen Merchant moaning into the mic
president of the universe ඞ
come on, look at him. Sans is literally so sexy
president of the universe ඞ
there are many ways to consume weed: you can smoke it out of a doob, you can smoke it out of a bong, you can smoke it out of a brownie- ...wait
nudibranch ඞ
I think you'll be a fan of gangster balls soon bestie
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there i removed my vagina
president of the universe ඞ
For you, the person who wants to be naked in a ball, that is very bad for you
nudibranch ඞ
If I had to rate it, I'd rate it fucking gay
nudibranch ඞ
you're only playing Scout correctly if you've had gay sex
president of the universe ඞ
*Caroline voice* Pee your pants, Mr. Johnson.
first man of the universe ඞ
i feel like im reading it with my eyes
president of the universe ඞ
i think there should be a datapack that lets you right click people with a bucket and milk them
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bebito house reveel bebito hous reveel when the bebito has. hous reveaal hous reval bebito REAL NO CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its like having a stroke WHILE having an aneurism
nudibranch ඞ
ideal
president of the universe ඞ
Joe Biden can get his ass blasted in a nonfurry way
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bruh (respectfully)
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this isn't a furby this is walter white cum jar
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
can I have the walter white cum jar please 👉👈🥺
president of the universe ඞ
i'd rather not explode today, Thanks
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got some hair :)
president of the universe ඞ
Walter White is a DILF, Celian.
first man of the universe ඞ
if there was porn i wouldnt leave
president of the universe ඞ
haunting you with the looming threat of horse
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Walter White sex jumpscare
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Evangelion spoilers walter white and saul goodman kiss
president of the universe ඞ
I think they should stop commissioning criminal intelligence and start commissioning furries
first man of the universe ඞ
YOOO THAT'S MY GIIIIIIRL!!!! MY GIRL SNAPE MY GIRL!!!!
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
I feel like DeviantArt right now, 2014 edition.
president of the universe ඞ
I want a transparent penis
nudibranch ඞ
The buzzing sound of the penis won't go away
Tomato ඞ
vivi I really think you should stop shitting on reddit
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I don't agree because I disagree with you
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nudibranch ඞ
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Tomato ඞ
president of the universe ඞ
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
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madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
president of the universe ඞ
Imagine touching [audio loss] me
Tomato ඞ
theres something homoerotic about cars
president of the universe ඞ
im in spain without the sain
nudibranch ඞ
REMEMBER TO MAKE BACKUP COPIES IF YOU INTEND TO EDIT THIS PENIS!!
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
god is actually surprisingly submissive and breedable
president of the universe ඞ
don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus
Tomato ඞ
Bestie you've been given 2 full folders of skins You can be any type of white you want to
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im gonna pause the video so i can listen to the flavors better
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
we stan the boner knife in this house
madame muh fuckin SANDBOX
god said it's my turn on the being a milf
nudibranch ඞ
"Big Boy" will be milked for his venom at the Australian Reptile Park
nudibranch ඞ
i think you should get some weed and drink it
first man of the universe ඞ
imagine having a digestive system couldnt be me
nudibranch ඞ
Hot
nudibranch ඞ
damn, guess i gotta send you some autism in the mail
nudibranch ඞ
I just diagnosed you with bottom disorder
nudibranch ඞ
Girls are always whole ass wet from the roof
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This is an amazing day for humanity, and by humanity, I mean my titties