highlights from the #quotes channel in the discord chat
vivian, rogue of GAY
i love it when I can feel my hat THROB ON MY HEAD
vivian, rogue of GAY
put the Piss stone down you know what that does to your
nudibranch ඞ
I am such a loser when it comes to women
JoyTheBoi ඞ
Only true rizz masters get rewarded with Egg
nudibranch ඞ
You would be a little pony?
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I can neither confirm nor deny this
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I don't wanna have my pussy out it's there in spirit
nudibranch ඞ
Do I have a dick or a pussy in spirit
nudibranch ඞ
Babygirl you need ketamine
hatchgoon ඞ
he shits with that thing have some respect
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I think Gabriel should have boob armor
first man of the universe ඞ
You're interesting
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
i have a copy of Karkalicious on my computer
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I love you so much too we should go out or something
nudibranch ඞ
i hope you have wonderful sloppy toppy
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
hell? i could bring you there if you want that sounded so threatening, i meant on like a date or something
nudibranch ඞ
I think it's okay if cooking pasta ends up in murder
nudibranch ඞ
teehee :3 SITS ON YOUR BALLS
vivian, rogue of GAY
i AM the vinegar in a can of spaghetti-os that was cleaned out for the sole purpose of drinking vinegar
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I don't have bones
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
You can get some from the bone trees
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Hey do you still have blood?
first man of the universe ඞ
me when im just not built different
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
yoinks your blood
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
The sixth element is... kiki
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Extrudes your taxes
nudibranch ඞ
Anime girl Will moment
vivian, rogue of GAY
just in time for the himbo findification!
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I wish someone would put me down Wait a minute
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
why are you rotated you whore
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
brb
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
yooo
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Do you want to watch the movie? The pussy?
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
why does my salmon look like a vagina
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
you could say I handle a lot of cocks
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
obviously im not gonna handle a bunch of raw chickens and then touch my cock
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I don't think cocks get killed for their meat
nudibranch ඞ
and the girls have like car shaped heads
nudibranch ඞ
I'm trying to find a cool way to say nonbinary peoples' tits
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Luigi tits
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
If I have my wings out all the time what does that mean like a dick?
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
You want to be the person that eats horses like grapes?
nudibranch ඞ
Some people pass down books and jewelry, my family passes down autism
nudibranch ඞ
theres a panda walking through me
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I'm more like an osprey but like Tumblrized
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Listen I may be a furry but at least I'm not a weeb
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
do u wanna try to guess? 😳
first man of the universe ඞ
is it... BIG? AND THROBBING?
first man of the universe ඞ
Chicken is one of the most fucking boring shit you can wear
nudibranch ඞ
Why don't Canadians eat the snow to get rid of it
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Well you see... there's a ladder that goes through the window
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I heard mothsex.gif
portalsandart ඞ
Yeah bare naked ladies fuck HARD
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I hope I'm not just the gay person in your computer to you but the gay isopod in your computer
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
oh bestie i have bad news for u your parents might be having sex :(
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I'm literally an isopod my fursona is just a human and I'm wearing a fursuit 100% of the time
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I said something to the effect of we should skip february except for valentines day the rest you got right nearly typed fruary
nudibranch ඞ
Furry
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
NO
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
fury behavior
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
FURY INDEED IM FUCKING MAD
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
amongus babies and their adopted dads
Tomato ඞ
I have 6 partners
hatchgoon ඞ
6 am or pm?
nudibranch ඞ
Men season themselves in the wind
vivian, rogue of GAY
i would love to be vored by a cow as well
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I'm eely
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
yeehee
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Im crunde
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
beainxella
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I cannot begin to describe the aerospace applications of a material with the properties that your beetle has given my pants
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
you can make space worthy pants with human technology we've done it before
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
COCK RING KEN
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Yoo no more gay!
nudibranch ඞ
She hates gay people and LOVES bald people
nudibranch ඞ
i dont want to buy the fucked up heterosexual bird
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
you think Baldi is a dilf?
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
sure?
vivian, rogue of GAY
like i could fuck a freezer i couldn't fuck a freezer too cold
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
MY computer is attractive, alright. yours is not.
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
your computer is a milf
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
bowser was always hot. coward
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
oh is your jaw equiped?
first man of the universe ඞ
I AM YOUR CHEESEBURGER
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
gimmie a sex *SEC *SEC *SEC *SEC A SECOND OH MY GOD
nudibranch ඞ
I think it's incredibly feminine to crawl around in storm drains
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I can't tell where participating in the bit where I'm a furry ends and actually insisting I'm not a furry begins
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
what fucking cyberpunk world are you living in where panties have HUDs
vivian, rogue of GAY
I want a panic attack now
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
you're gonna be so tasty in two weeks
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
nobody's going to be able to decipher our language because they'll do it right and translate phrases like "i think dio's tits should switch places" and assume they did it wrong and keep trying
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Sasuke shoved his hands into Naruto's pants and grinned when the blond whimpered from his touch. "Already, Naruto?" he asked. Wrong chat How yall doin
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I'm not in denail I'm a furry
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
mold is a fursuit for bread
nudibranch ඞ
when someone eats moldy food does that mean they're voring a furry?
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
yes
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
can you believe sag their pirt is four years old? (it is from 2018)
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
wait isn't it 5? we're in 2022 did you count 2020 wait i may be stupid.
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I'm not FRENCH I'm a FURRY
vivian, rogue of GAY
Maybe the real cum pepsi is the friends we made along the way
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Ibuprofwn kind of slut.
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I wish my cock was a fidget spinner
vivian, rogue of GAY
It's castration time!
vivian, rogue of GAY
I girlbossed a little to close to the comfy and fell asleep
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
that milk is the sequel to expired
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Tony the tiger is HOT.
first man of the universe ඞ
Never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary, never ask a medieval man what his letters to his best friend said
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Dio would have been hotter with crocs
first man of the universe ඞ
Im just trying to picture like,, donald trump shitting
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
who would you have picked to win the tumblr sexy man award the fucking onceler?
Tomato ඞ
... how'd you know?
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I wanna see the bloopers of Stephen Merchant moaning into the mic
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
come on, look at him. Sans is literally so sexy
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
there are many ways to consume weed: you can smoke it out of a doob, you can smoke it out of a bong, you can smoke it out of a brownie- ...wait
nudibranch ඞ
I think you'll be a fan of gangster balls soon bestie
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
there i removed my vagina
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
For you, the person who wants to be naked in a ball, that is very bad for you
nudibranch ඞ
If I had to rate it, I'd rate it fucking gay
nudibranch ඞ
you're only playing Scout correctly if you've had gay sex
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
*Caroline voice* Pee your pants, Mr. Johnson.
first man of the universe ඞ
i feel like im reading it with my eyes
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
i think there should be a datapack that lets you right click people with a bucket and milk them
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
bebito house reveel bebito hous reveel when the bebito has. hous reveaal hous reval bebito REAL NO CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
its like having a stroke WHILE having an aneurism
nudibranch ඞ
ideal
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Joe Biden can get his ass blasted in a nonfurry way
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
bruh (respectfully)
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
this isn't a furby this is walter white cum jar
vivian, rogue of GAY
can I have the walter white cum jar please 👉👈🥺
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
i'd rather not explode today, Thanks
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
got some hair :)
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Walter White is a DILF, Celian.
first man of the universe ඞ
if there was porn i wouldnt leave
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
haunting you with the looming threat of horse
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Walter White sex jumpscare
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Evangelion spoilers walter white and saul goodman kiss
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I think they should stop commissioning criminal intelligence and start commissioning furries
first man of the universe ඞ
YOOO THAT'S MY GIIIIIIRL!!!! MY GIRL SNAPE MY GIRL!!!!
vivian, rogue of GAY
I feel like DeviantArt right now, 2014 edition.
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
I want a transparent penis
nudibranch ඞ
The buzzing sound of the penis won't go away
Tomato ඞ
vivi I really think you should stop shitting on reddit
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
I don't agree because I disagree with you
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
nudibranch ඞ
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
Tomato ඞ
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
vivian, rogue of GAY
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
vivian, rogue of GAY
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
Imagine touching [audio loss] me
Tomato ඞ
theres something homoerotic about cars
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
im in spain without the sain
nudibranch ඞ
REMEMBER TO MAKE BACKUP COPIES IF YOU INTEND TO EDIT THIS PENIS!!
vivian, rogue of GAY
god is actually surprisingly submissive and breedable
president of the universe (2%) ඞ
don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus
Tomato ඞ
Bestie you've been given 2 full folders of skins You can be any type of white you want to
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
im gonna pause the video so i can listen to the flavors better
vivian, rogue of GAY
we stan the boner knife in this house
vivian, rogue of GAY
god said it's my turn on the being a milf
nudibranch ඞ
"Big Boy" will be milked for his venom at the Australian Reptile Park
nudibranch ඞ
i think you should get some weed and drink it
first man of the universe ඞ
imagine having a digestive system couldnt be me
nudibranch ඞ
Hot
nudibranch ඞ
damn, guess i gotta send you some autism in the mail
nudibranch ඞ
I just diagnosed you with bottom disorder
nudibranch ඞ
Girls are always whole ass wet from the roof
cheese head ಡඞ𐐘𐑀
This is an amazing day for humanity, and by humanity, I mean my titties